She looks simple, calm and harmless It’s so easy for you to think of her less In the midst of any kind of mess Yugo would always pass as blameless   Come a little closer and you sense wit Voice is unassuming yet principles are strict When you think she should stand, she’ll sit Nothing moves her, not even the worst misfit   She’s dependable, able and unpredictable Unbendable like a high tension cable And when it’s time to […]